RUN!!! THERE'S A FREAK ON A LOOSE!!!

few days ago i jus did wer normal pplz don even think of doing....
okay here's the story begin.....
on toot!!-day i wake up at 10am n man that was damn early for sum1 like me to woke up
as usually everytime i wake up the first thing to do is browse the net...
as i surf n surf,i notice sumthin is goin on wif my stomach......I'M DEAD HUNGRY!! n i was stuck wif 3 situation
situation 1-no more food from last night tat is still available
situation 2-my sister still asleep(shes usually the 1 to cook) n it is suicide for me to wake her up
situation 3-it was raining damn heavily

so wat to do?? i try to collect every possible grain of rice i can get from the rice cooker,
i add some soy sauce, ketchup, mustard all on top of my rice n owh i also pour some sugar......wat??its for flavoring!!
then i take a cucumber,carrot n slice a few to eat wif my ULTIMATE FLAVORING RICE
....n there u have it,i ate the whole thing w/o breaking a sweat
bye bye starvation ,better luck next time

freak huh? wait until u hear how i make a drink...bye